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I can stop your IBS troubles, just take the loan

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[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Avoiding FODMAPs is a lot like austerity for your butt

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

What if instead of IMF loan it was BMF loan and it was for DSA Karens?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

The International Banking Service was originally founded by Schartz von Peupenfartten and his silent partner Gassius Skidmarx

[–] o_d@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mom: we have plenty of IBS at home

IBS at home

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ive always thought theres something really fake looking about that hog... the transition between ball to butt is so smooth, it's like a... lack of uncanny valley, ya know

[–] peanutbuttercupola@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess I haven't looked at enough hog taints to be able to tell

See that's the thing it's more like the lack of it, you could say it... t'ain't natural kelly

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I'd be sorely tempted

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Do I get more IBS later?

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

What if instead of opening a bank account at the RBS, you did it at the IBS

[–] FuckLucyFest@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

“Liberalize your economy or I will cause you to shit your doo doo ass”

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh I thought you were loaning me your IBS

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Please take mine, no backsies

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Depends, certainly interested but I'll have to see the terms to be sure

[–] Juice@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

If it were possible to loan IBS and collect interest, I'd be a bank. I'd be Amschel fucking Rothchild

Oh I thought you meant you'd give me money, but also IBS until I pay it off....

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I already have one thank you, I don't need another

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

sounds kind of shitty to me im ngl