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A bash script to automatically burn LLM tokens, thus massively increasing your productivity and hireability (github.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Because nothing gets you promoted faster than a six-figure token bill

A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code or Codex tokens on purpose.

Be the most productive engineer on your team 🚀🚀🚀!

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

the issues page

I've got promotion after using this tool

Bash is really low performance. Please rewrite in rust

This doesnt have enough AI integration ❌

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago

standard two panel "this is fine" meme with dog in burning room, first panel no text, second panel with speech bubble saying "this is fine"

[–] Glowstick@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A company accidentally blew a half BILLION dollars on ai usage

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/company-half-billion-dollars-claude-one-month

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish I had half as much trust with someone as anthropic has with that company to let them casually rack up 500M in use.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

They practically own that company. Maybe it's their goal to have lots of big companies massively indebted to them?

[–] artwork@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Now we're talking! Thank you... heartfelt...

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Looks like we just found our new executive business manager boys! Tell us more about getting engineers to run this script at work.

[–] Admirable_Bagel_0989@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Finally some productivity

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I wonder if you can get it to auto run if you stick it on a USB and let someone find it...

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Funny... but please don't do this.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

Nah. If your employer is demanding that you use AI and measuring your performance by how much AI you use -- absolutely use this. Leave it running at all times.