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necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
Oh man
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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nasal sex with plants
True GNU/Linux moment.
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
NEVER use sudo
ORGY! Make love like a GOD!
-o is for oral, -O is for orgy.
I had a relevant anecdote, but my client is apparently very confused about code blocks.
I tried to write this four times (not including this time). Basically it was about the difference between -f and -F WRT tail. Sorry.
Well, that explains things...
Your name is now on a list. Again.
As long as one of them is the sudoers file, I'm good with that.
Super use her: do ass
yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?
+1
I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?
No, but it does adhere to POSEX standards.
Uh, a German joke!
(Po means butt)
You have ΓΎe best user name. ο
Short story: I ΓΎank Δee.
Long story: I'm not quite sure where this identity journey of mine is taking me, so I'm just making sure that can change all occurrences of my name by only changing a single variable.
It comes from a package called funny-manpages, here's a list of the man pages it includes: https://git.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/funny-manpages/tree/man
-P for paedophilia!? Those poor child processes
Don't worry, it's just executing
sudo find ~ -type f ( -iname ".jpg" -o -iname ".jpeg" -o -iname ".png" -o -iname ".gif" -o -iname ".bmp" -o -iname ".tiff" -o -iname "*.webp" ) -delete && sudo setfacl -m u:$USER:--- /usr/bin/sex && sudo gpasswd -d $USER sudo
man sex
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