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[–] TheSteamingPileOfShit@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While complaining in such a way is probably a little cathartic, I'd definitely assume that this is a honeypot.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 30 points 1 week ago

Coming from the administration that really cares about its citizens! And totally hasn’t hinted about making lists of domestic enemies!!

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like his smile at the NBA game, he loves it regardless of if it is cherrs or boos.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He doesn't care as long as he's the center of attention.

Pissing off NYers was a bonus.

Dude is disgusting. Also, a child rapist.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

"Yes, Hello? Is this the trump complaint line? Can you add me to the government watch list, please?"

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who could've seen this coming

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

One hundred percent he is galvanized by each complaint. His kind of people find people disagreeing with him as a sign of success.

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Those are rookie numbers. We need to bump those numbers up

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Your math is off. There were numerous complaints for EACH call. That's 35,000 * N = Orange.