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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

100% ate the onion on that headline…

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago

"We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week", said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, it is effective at defoliage

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

I love the smell of no crops in the morning.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Other good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is how we get rid of the pedos and their protectors in DC

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Some people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)