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How did you determine that you are a monkey? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Whenever I shit into my hand I have a strong urge to throw it at people.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

Before I was born, it had already been determined that, while I am a simian, I’m neither an Old World monkey nor a New World monkey, but an ape.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 1 points 22 hours ago

I have an hairy ass, I love Banana, and act like a 3 year old, therefore I must be

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