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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He needs to start bragging about his cognitive tests.

[–] BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And hold a mule cart race in the red square, rename the St. Basil's Cathedral to the Vladimir Putin Cathedral, paint it with fake gold, throw some pelmeni on the walls, put weird lengthy brass and bronze plaques everywhere, shit his pants constantly, sleep constantly at his comically long marble table where he meets foreign leaders and dignitaries, and tell everyone his obvious signs of disease are just signs of being too awesome a handshaker.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We capture one kilometer, lose one kilometer, capture same kilometer. You see comrade now we capture two kilometer

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Same logic as AI companys' profits

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

There are four 7s in the word kilometer. Let me show you where they are: kil7o7met7er7

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

ah, yes. the famous putin gross amounts, not nyet.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

You don't get to claim territory multiple times if you keep gaining and losing it Vlad

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Big if true

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

"We're so good at military, we have captured four Ukraines. They come stacked like pancakes!"