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[–] Hoodoir@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Christ isn't a demigod in Christianity; He's God incarnate, fully God and fully Human. So we eat God directly. I can't explain how with any precision as I'm not a trained and experienced theologian with the credentials to make the "how" statements, but we do eat God.

Jews battle god , u eat god

I wonder what the other abrahamic religion is doing .....

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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

not a "demi", literally God btw

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which part of the triumvirate, though?

[–] Tortellinius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

The first or the second?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 62 points 3 days ago (27 children)

Prepare to be inquisitioned for heresy. Not for insulting Christianity, but for calling Jesus a demigod.

Did someone say... heresy?

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Religion is a straight up mental illness and by far the greatest threat facing humanity.

Yep,

But it still has a stranglehold on the world

There's no excuse for a developed country to be swayed by superstitious claptrap, but 'Murica isn't really a developed country, culturally speaking

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You mispelled "pedophile".

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[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I suddenly feel like reading Graham Greene short stories

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

OTOH it's not literally consuming blood and flesh, it's more like doing it in a D&D game, but with the self-delusion that it's real.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Transubstantiation makes it literal. Catholic and a couple other demoninations believe they are magically transforming the wine and bread into actual blood and flesh.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Well no, for Catholics it literally is. They've killed a ton of people of the years over this issue.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My mom forced me into catechesis, uh, they have this cookie they believe that symbolizes God's body. Once the teacher mentioned it and a girl didn't know what was it. When I replied "It's a cookie", the woman got angry at me and began saying calling it a cookie was "disrespectful".

[–] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Calling that dollar store rice paper fiasco a "cookie" is an insult to every actual cookie I've ever haf

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

There isn't even rice, it's literally just water and flour.

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[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I was just thinking about the term "Jeez-Its" this week in the grocery store and giggling like an idiot.

"So how many of those [do] you have to consume before you’ve eaten a whole Jesus?"

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