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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

Spin the planet just right so their own missiles hit the silos that fired them.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 1 month ago

I didn't check but I'm sure this would work perfectly and without any side effects.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Something tells me the physics here won't work, lol

EDIT: I was super curious the source of this excerpt and so I found an article discussing this book: https://historyhalls.com/2025/07/20/project-retro-americas-cold-war-plan-to-stop-the-earths-spin-to-counter-soviet-icbms/

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Scott Manley coming in clutch with the Maths on this.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

This is some big brain tactics here.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

Give me a lever and a fulcrum, and I shall move the Earth!

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Annihilatrix! Welcome to you’re Doom!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Absolute monarch of all bum-snackers.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With a couple more rockets, you can even weaponize the entire earth against another planet!

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Just smoosh the Soviet Union against the Moon, they'll never expect that!