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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Punchline in the title, why

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was going to post this to !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to !tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll buy that for a dollar

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.

[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

"You wonton hussy!" hits different.

And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?"

Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?"

Taco Bell: ...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:

you're gonna love it

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't just tease us with that - we want to ~~see~~ hear more!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Now that's what I call neuroerotic! :-P

[–] s@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

"She was looking like an erotic vulture"