It's such a satisfying victory (that cannot be celebrated or even brought up again)
The only correct way to bring it up, is to hand make your wife a beautiful shoe storage rack.
This guy husbands
It's just for you and a nice gaze at the horizon. Perhaps with a morning coffee
That's when you give her a knowing gaze and say mmhm... and then walk away and avoid her until she stops wanting to murder you.
oh, the moment she realized you were wearing her shoes
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no more, no less, @42_words
my wife yelling at me about the shoes all over the floor by the back door and then her suddenly stopping mid-WORD as she realizes that all the shoes are hers might be the single greatest moment in my life thus far
didn't notice the name until seeing this, that is indeed 42 words.
Now someone post the follow up where she twists it to make it his fault anyways
If I didn't have to do X then I'd have time to put my shoes away (while sitting on the couch doomscrolling insta)
Did you count the words?
I did. If "mid-WORD" counts as one word, we're good.
"mid-WORD" is two words, but one WORD.
one word all lowercase FOURWORDSALLUPPERCASE
Indeed. Depends on if you are going by English word or word-processor word count.
Edit: Well I guess mid is more a prefix then a word. This is a conundrum indeed.
ChatGPT says it's 33 words, so...
LibreOffice Writer says it's 42 words, so...
I asked ChatGPT to split it into lines, count each line's words, and add them up, and it gave me 48, so...
chatgpt literally can't count
My wife would have finished the phrase and I would give her the "you don't really expect me to do that" look
I would upvote, but there’s 222 and I’d like to keep it that way.
It's now 338 if you'd like to drop your vote in. Rattles karma tin
Done.
Ah yes, the internet, where you get downvoted for voicing that you enjoyed seeing a minor pretty happenstance
Once got the 9999 -> 10k voted on Reddit. Super satisfying and gif'd and commented it in the same post. Predictably got nuked
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