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RULES:
My classics are:
"what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines."
(when giving liquid meds) "Now I do have salt but I'm fresh outta limes!"
(when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) "will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you're 21 again?"
"I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
"Nurse. You have to land this plane." In your most deadpan.
wait! don't stop
I have to get a colonoscopy and now I want the doctor to do this. Either this or do a Jacques Cousteau impersonation as ventures into the depths.
they always do while you're under anesthesia
How do you know?
It's part of the package when you request a copy of the recording. You get to pick an impersonation of either Jacques Cousteau, Morgan Freeman, Werner Herzog, or Johnny Sins to narrate the procedure.
So a French who is obsessed with buttholes until the very end?
Too soon?
In the middle of a meeting with an international collaborator that came specifically to meet me, I stopped myself milliseconds before shouting “look, an airplane”