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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

My classics are:

  • "what can I getcha; I can do a virgin screwdriver, a virgin appletini, a virgin vodka cranberry and we have a fine selection of pre-fermented wines."

  • (when giving liquid meds) "Now I do have salt but I'm fresh outta limes!"

  • (when giving multiple containers of liquid meds) "will I be mixing these into a cocktail for you or do you want me to line em up like you're 21 again?"

  • (when we're getting ready to bleach the everloving fuck out of the dayroom at 11pm) "you don't have to go to your room but ya can't stay here!"