For the nit-pickers perhaps just put him to death one time each for the "bearing false witness" and then we can get to the adultery afterwards.
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NGL, there is no way I have that many stonings in me. Wouldn't even make it through the last week.
Just get a dump truck full of pebbles and drop it on top of him. That should cover it.
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Most of the things the terrorist death cult called Republicans/conservatives/MAGA do go against the bible.
Jesus was, effectively, a socialist advocating for generosity and redistribution after all.
Honestly, if these idiots understood the book they preach we wouldn't be here right now.
What did Trump say his favorite verse was again? Lol.
I don't get how americans can swear on bible or even believe in christianity. Did they ever read it? Their whole country, from the moment it was created, from the very first day, was built on constant commitment to being sent to hell.
Americans who have actually read the bible are called atheists.
According to the Gospels, Pontius Pilate gave the people a choice: release Jesus or release a notorious criminal. They chose the criminal. So I guess that tracks.
Just for adultery? the list is a lot longer... a lot lot longer.
Is there a commandment he hasn’t broken
He literally worships Satan
Maybe number 6. Don't murder. But that is hard to confirm. All the other 9 he has afaik.
If you believe the Epstein files, he threw a baby into Lake Michigan
He gave the ok to blow up fishing boats in Central America. He started a war to distract from the Epstein files which has probably already cost thousands of lives. The economic turmoil the war will cause globally will probably kill tens of thousands, if not more.
He quite possibly pushed his wife down a flight of stairs, killing her.
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Well the Epstein files have him marked as someone present for the murder of a baby. My bet is on 4. He definitely doesn't do shit on Sunday except golf and post bullshit
Sabbath is Saturday
Depends on which sect. 7th Day Adventists believe the Sabbath is on Saturday. The Catholic Church and several Protestant sects believe the Sabbath is Sunday.
Funny, anyone literate enough to get through the first couple lines of the storybook, that has bothered to read it, knows that "god rested on the seventh day" also called the Sabbath, the day jews are supposed to not do anything. Christianity is such a stupid mess that it can't agree with itself over the meaning of its own prequel.
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According to the Bible, fella oughta tie a millstone around his neck and jump into the sea himself rather than try to make an appointment at the pearly gates.
Shit, according to the Bible he is the spitting image of the antichrist.
thanks for sharing a link to the worst website I've seen all month
No, but you see. This is good because it means the rapture is near.
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Man, can you imagine how pleasant and peaceful it'd be if all these assholes get raptured?
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Improved biblical literacy would go along way to undermine American evangelicalism, sounds good to me
It worked for me. Former Bible Quiz champion turned atheist, checking in.
I mean, it was a complex situation with a lot of variables, but my knowledge of the Bible (which I had been taught was absolute truth) along with my knowledge of my church's dogma (which I had been taught was 100% based on the Bible) couldn't stand up to my experience of the world.
I went to university and the "heathens" were nicer and more accepting than the Christians. None of my gay friends were actively trying to make me gay or to stop me from being a Christian (some of them were Christian themselves). My religion professors had a very different view of Christianity than I had been taught in church. The more my world expanded, the less relevant a literal interpretation of the Bible seemed. And my childhood church was just so narrow and sad by comparison.
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So in the Bible adultery is specifically having sex with another (Hebrew) man's wife, not merely having sex outside marriage. Having sex with other women while married is allowed and sometimes even encouraged in the Bible. For example:
Deuteronomy 20:13-14
And when the Lord your God gives it into your hand, you shall put all its males to the sword, but the women and the little ones, the livestock, and everything else in the city, all its spoil, you shall take as plunder for yourselves. And you shall enjoy the spoil of your enemies, which the Lord your God has given you.
It's plausible Trump has had sex with other men's wives, though no specific example comes to mind.
Moses, after coming down Mt Sinai with the 10 Commandments, which of course contains the very memorable "Thou shalt not murder" then immediately goes out and genocides the entire kingdom of Og.
the little ones and the livestock? concerning.
Oh, he understood that part for sure.
I like to think they mean as slaves, but who really knows.
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Keep your religion to yourself
Rabia is freaking cool af.
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