(Newark) Local man Dan Bongos is no stranger to controversy. First convicted for the slaying of a DC Capitol police officer with a piko piko hammer on Jan 6th, then pardoned, Mr. Bongos made headlines earlier this year in an attempt to assassinate the Pope for Donald Trump. Now Mr. Bongos, per Trump's new compensation fund for J6 rioters, is poised to inherit 6.9 million dollars of taxpayer money.
We caught up with Bongos as he was shooting an airsoft gun at birds: "I plan on buying as many cigs as I can fit into my new home" he said "after that, I'm gonna get a detective to look at my b*tch ex-wife and what she says about me on facebook" (Mr. Bongos is blocked by his ex-wife), "then I dunno, I want to give back to the community, so I might have a statue of MY president put up, like the gold joint they just did."
The White House was asked to comment but did not respond.