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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (5 children)

SEX.

Fuck censors, especially cunts who censor completely innocuous words.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But what if a hypothetical advertiser decides it's too risky to have their brand associated with the ~~sex~~ word? It's like you don't care about the money!!

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck money and fuck advertisers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck money

But very carefully. You do NOT want paper cuts down there..

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I do the mouth fucking with my bills.

Some weird people roll them up and insert them into their nostrils. Weird kink.

Edit: heh. Bills pun not intended.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Its engagement bait you fool

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Nothing wrong with a s✱x scene.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago

Noooooooooo why did you do this! My eyes were shielded from the bad word! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined!

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find the nanosecond less that it took to read this version offensive!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nanosyecond*, you f*cking d*generate p*rvert.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good work, this is now fit for human consumption. I would've tried to change it to "fucking" though, no matter what I'd need to do to the font to get it to fit.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

next time, I promise

My eyes! You have forever scarred me by presenting such a vile word to my undefended eyes.

Dishonor to you and dishonor to your cow

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would anyone even read this? Sex is censored. On principle no one should ever post something so infantilizing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why I downvoted it fucking stupid tired of censoring words.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Same here. If people are going to repost shit like this, they can take the 3 minutes to uncensor it. It's so fucking lame not to. The fediverse doesn't need to be polluted with corporate kowtowing bullshit.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

must me anal sex since there’s an asshole in there

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

It's Twitter after all

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Boooo stop being a slave to an algorithm and be human. Say what you want.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Solved this crossword!

~~INTERCOURSE~~ no. ~~GANGBANG~~ nope.

Okay okay, ^dontpanic.gif^

BUKKAKE!

Yes. This is it.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] X@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would I say that to them over a sax scene? Is it a particular bad sax scene? I’ve seen some that weren’t exactly great, but I can’t imagine saying that to my parents just because there’s a sax playing scene.

They were putting the Careless in Careless Whisper

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A lot of people liked Kenny G back then!

[–] Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

ah yes, a sɎx scene.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

Sox scene? About baseball? Yeah I guess that tracks, so disgusting.

[–] TheWorstNL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hihi, the texted said sex... hihihi

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks! I was trying to figure out which baseball team they were talking about 😔

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What is the six scene? What is in scene six???

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sox. Like baseball. It's a Japanese thing.

Better idea: say the same thing, but while watching the news.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Reply: Nah, this is TAME. What kind of vanilla nonsense are you on?

Balance of power restored.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I do this all the time with everything. Like when I see parents graduating from school or college, I say something like "look at him graduating, why didn't you go to a college or university?".

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Proof ragebait works

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago