this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Oh yeah? Well I'm mega Hitler!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'm super ultra mega Hitler!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'm Gigantor Supreme God Hitler!"

[–] Pissed@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I'm just regular old Mussolini.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Rambling political posts on lemmy in nonpolitical communities, obviously. Anything else is letting the capitalists win

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Oh I'm gonna vote so fucking hard, you'll see, you'll all see.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was told democracy dies with a thunderous applause. So from now, I will never clap again.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I was told democracy dies in darkness. So from now on, I will keep the lights on.

[–] crash_thepose@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for whoever wants one

[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Can I have banana slices on mine? I deserve more than everyone else.

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

By blaming leftist

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

with big-bore facts and heavy-duty logic

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

forged-internals resolve

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I usually use the keyboard, so by pressing "Ctrl + S".

[–] formlessoedon@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)