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Can we at least get cocaine back in the soft drinks?

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[–] wakko@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just remember - we'll get out of this the same way we got out of it the last time.

We'll do it just as soon as enough folks realize last time wasn't resolved peacefully.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

you mean we'll have an economic collapse followed by a world war?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago

You are acting as if you are not already having that.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago

Ask McKinley how tariffs, imperialism, and abiding insurrection worked out for him.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The saddest thing, and excuse me if I’m sounding blunt or flippant. But as I shake my head, what low levels of ok’ness so many American people have been conditioned & duped into believing that “as long as I’m not bothered” then it’s all good mentality. Given the current & recent optics, gas prices are getting some a little worked up about stuff. But sadly I digress.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

I think that might be the human condition in general, and why huge problems like climate change and economic collapse keep happening (almost) everywhere.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

they don't know it's happening.

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If last time's violence was so great, why did we still get this time? And every other time before that where violence bought a reprieve during which evil was given every advantage to regain what it lost and more? It has never solved anything for longer than a generation, and even then deals were being made in secret to preserve the evil, by the very champions of "good".

[–] greenskye@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

No solution is permanent. And violence isn't technically the fix either.

The problem is you can't solve certain problems from within the broken system. It's possible to go outside the system but without violence but it's rare. The violence is what enables outside system fixes to be possible and those have been of varied quality.

It's not what we do when we're violent, it's what we do immediately afterwards that matters.

Nonviolence often just means you don't get to make any meaningful changes at all, because they aren't going to just let you vote them out of power and into to jail.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago

Because people stopped doing violence and said “violence is wrong, we can resolve the system through the system” except the system was captured by the rulers.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Because people got tricked into thinking they could vote things better.

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When they talk about the 50s, they mean 1850s.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

More like 1776

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We've got some new options in loosely regulated pharmaceutical beverages. It's no cocaine, but I do really love THC infused tea, hop the wave makes some great shit.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then there’s all of those gas station pills

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's that?

They only pill-like thing at gas stations I know are m&ms

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look for the show by John Oliver..Last Week Tonight... He did a whole show about them recently.

TL;DW... they're bad!

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Dude...have you had a Monster? Those things are basically liquid cocaine.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*laughs in adhd*

Yeah, I like to have one every once in a while so I can take a nap.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well, as someone who also had adhd (and has snarfed my fair share of rails), coke has the same effect. I could do a fat line and then go straight to sleep.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago

There's a reason Adderall is the way that it is ;)

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does getting tired from energy drinks mean adhd? I have the same reaction with coffee unless i drink enough to have my legs shaking like im juiced up on meth.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago

Idk if it's indicative of ADHD, but i know that many neurodivergent people report a unique, or even paradoxical relationship with stimulants (myself included, obviously).

However, standard disclaimers apply: this is anecdotal evidence, I'm not a doctor, and definitely not your doctor. Check with them, there are usually quick easy screeners available to see if further evaluation is recommended.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dude, have you had cocaine?

If you think that is like liquid cocaine... Oh boy you have no idea what you're missing out.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I've had plenty. Always made me sleepy.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And probably less unhealthy than those awful drinks

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t want fake American cocaine. I want real cocaine.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, go to South America then, because the shit Americans are doing is basically baby laxative.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago

It is pretty shitty ;)

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd say worse. I've had drinks with coca and it's much more mellow than a Monster.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Oh my sweet summer child...

[–] tokeholdlaunch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Best I can do is fake shrooms at the gas station

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Run for office, you’ll get my vote.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No no.....vote for me instead.

My campaign motto is:

Bacon

And I will not elaborate or give any context. Just.....Bacon.

[–] meowmeow@quokk.au -3 points 1 day ago

You’re the problem.

As a member of Church of Bacon, I approve this message.

[–] WhatThaFudge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 0 points 1 day ago