I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.
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Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them
Too bad they're dragging the rest of us down with them at the moment.
Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.
I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.
The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.
The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"
Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?
Still wish I had.
I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."
The term is ‘ignorance is bliss’ is quite fitting. Ignorance is seen as a negative choice rather than a happy option.
ignorance is bliss
They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.
It's always projection
Yep that's why the South watches the most trans porn and gay porn. It's all projection because that's all their tiny brains are capable of.
Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning.
No reasoning, he is just parroting what he's been told
Newsom? I thought Carney did that!
No no, it was us Europeans for not helping with Operation Epstein Fury.
They'll do anything to engage the cognitive dissonance generated by gasp admitting they were wrong about something.
I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.
Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.
Holy shit electricity is pricey
PG&E might be one of the worst in the US. Over 50 cents per KWH during peak summer prices. And my truck is 130KWH.
My solar array should pay for itself in under 10 years.
Not as hard as I laugh when I pass all the queued up cars on my bicycle.
Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
These fucks never travel anywhere more than one or two counties away, and their only source of information about what happens outside that limited area is Fox News.
There is no date on the first one, but I'm thinking these two tweets are far apart in time. They are just set up in this image to show the unabashed hypocrisy this fuckwit does just to gargle Trump's balls.
Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?
No, this is real.
Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.
You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?
We elected our cult leader president.
Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.
Yougov recently did a poll.
On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.
10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.
Now break it down by party.
Democrats:
75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.
Republicans:
39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.
...
So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...
... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.
You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.
They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.
That's a lot of words to call them idiots
In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.
California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately
well its on you TRUCK drivers, if yuo decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.
Hey, hey Tony!
TONY!
Yeah?
You tired of gargling Trump's balls?
Whasamatterwidyou?
Go fuck your self.
wow. so much wrongness in a single picture
Ah yes, Trust The Plan
Q
"No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"
The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...

Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.
Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault
Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.