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The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...
Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault
Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.
Am I too european to be shocked by 146 dollars for a full tank of a big pick-up truck? I've recently seen a BMW 5 series fill up his diesel for 100 Euros (granted it was premium diesel)
The shocking part is that the guy with the pickup truck can't actually afford the cost. He may well lose that truck because it's probably a good chunk of his net worth (at least for what he'll end up paying in the end).
Imagine non subsidised cars
No, no, you need to listen and take notes. Tony who drives a truck in Cali is a pro, his knowledge and intelligence has been honed through years of practice.
He knows how to gargle the balls WHILE working the shaft. You might not ever need those skills in life but it’s good to know just in case.
step on me harder daddy ngha
I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.
Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them
I have a theory,
Stupidity is a separate dimension from privilege so naturally you would have a group of non stupid privileged people and also stupid privileged people.
This is just what stupid + privileged looks like.
See if you have stupid + unprivileged, you just get a natural balance via impactful consequences
Too bad they're dragging the rest of us down with them at the moment.
Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.
I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.
The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.
The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"
Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?
Still wish I had.
I get yelled at by my wife and my therapist all the time for saying "I wish I was dumb, because then I'd be happy."
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They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.
Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning.
No reasoning, he is just parroting what he's been told
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I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.
Even my EV F150 would be only about $60 from 0-100% at peak PG&E summer rates (4pm-8pm). And I just avoid those charging times, so it's more like $40.
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Not as hard as I laugh when I pass all the queued up cars on my bicycle.
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Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
even though gas prices are going up everywhere.
These fucks never travel anywhere more than one or two counties away, and their only source of information about what happens outside that limited area is Fox News.
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Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?
it’s an inauthentic agitator account that’s meant to push the political conversation in a different direction at a different time.
It's been a decade. A convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and pedophile is our leader. The idiocy is real.
No, this is real.
Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.
You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?
We elected our cult leader president.
Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.
Yougov recently did a poll.
On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.
10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.
Now break it down by party.
Democrats:
75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.
Republicans:
39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.
...
So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...
... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.
You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.
They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.
In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.
For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.
I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.
Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!
Depending on how fast the scooter goes, she could definitely take him. He's very unstable and once he's down, he's not getting back up easily.
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California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately
Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.
well its on you TRUCK drivers, if yuo decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.
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Hey, hey Tony!
TONY!
Yeah?
You tired of gargling Trump's balls?
Whasamatterwidyou?
Go fuck your self.
wow. so much wrongness in a single picture
Ah yes, Trust The Plan
Q
"No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"
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