"I take all my poops done on planes. for later study" -RFK
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
With starship earth you’re taking your poop on a tour of the solar system…
and the local stellar, and the galaxy, and the local galactic supercluster, and of lots of other places depending on the reference frame.
I've always wondered why Americans "take" things so much. "Take a shit", "take a shower", "take a look"
You "go for" or "have" those things in OG English.
Take = to make something yours
Have = something you already possess
I'm going to have a shower
I'm going to take a shower
Both describe in some capacity making the shower yours.
Take a shit
Have a shit
Here shit is actually acting as a verb like shower, not a noun
Take a look
Have a look
Again both describing a action that you personally doing, just different styles of the same construction
Defiantly not going into a restroom and taking a poop, if there is a poop I'm not touching it! I came to leave a poop.
Thank you, language superhero!
Unrelated somewhat, but one similar swedish expression is "ta en titt" (literally "take a look", not "grab a boob"). But then the swedes also have "Slutstation" ("End station" in public traffic) and "Utfart" ("drive out").
Typical Americans, always take, take, take
Except when it comes to healthcare and UBI, apparantly Americans don't want to take any of that... 👀
That's technically giving. And to the poors too. Disgusting.
Theatres hate it when OP takes a seat.
Dad's suspiciously silent
You take it from wherever you are to the toilet.
Also on a less pedantic note, sometimes doctors will have you collect a home stool sample and take it to them.
I think George Carlin talked about this.
I’m not taking the poop with me. From my inertial reference frame, I’m sending my departure point on Earth away from me.
that there's an RV.
I would argue that the only time you are NOT taking a poop, is when you are pooping. At any other time you are taking all of your poop with you.
Since you have poop inside you, your always taking it somewhere. Unless you've just had a colonic irrigation.
/me walks onto the poop deck :-P
Or poops on to the walk deck