Shitty Ask Lemmy

Telepresence appointment with the Dr. Start immediately with your butthole in the camera instead of your face.

Bonus points if you pull at it like Jim Carey as you talk.

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A warm bath

Sitz bath (in a plastic bin on the floor lmao cause who wants to keep special equipment for that)

head to the nearest CostCo, loudly yell if there is a doctor, when they approach, show them and ask them what do.

I go to the nearest clinic that takes my insurance. There are other doctors besides my primary care physician.

And based on the info from the clinic, I’d make a follow up appointment with my primary care doctor.

Sounds like it needs a massage!

Ask your mom to take her dick out of it.