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Your butthole hurts, but the doctor is like a long drive and it'd be a whole affair to go there. What's your move? (piefed.world)
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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Telepresence appointment with the Dr. Start immediately with your butthole in the camera instead of your face.

Bonus points if you pull at it like Jim Carey as you talk.

[–] LoonyLenny 3 points 3 months ago

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

A warm bath

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Sitz bath (in a plastic bin on the floor lmao cause who wants to keep special equipment for that)

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

head to the nearest CostCo, loudly yell if there is a doctor, when they approach, show them and ask them what do.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I go to the nearest clinic that takes my insurance. There are other doctors besides my primary care physician.

And based on the info from the clinic, I’d make a follow up appointment with my primary care doctor.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Sounds like it needs a massage!

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Ask your mom to take her dick out of it.