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Your butthole hurts, but the doctor is like a long drive and it'd be a whole affair to go there. What's your move? (piefed.world)
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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Telepresence appointment with the Dr. Start immediately with your butthole in the camera instead of your face.

Bonus points if you pull at it like Jim Carey as you talk.