Just need $999,999. Enough for me to have a liveable life without being a greedy shillionaire.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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I guess you could ~~incest~~ invest it but thats $25,000 a year times 40 years.
If I had a billion dollars I’d get like…two big things at the Lego store.
Yes! But I wouldn't stop at two. I would get maybe five, and then feel guilty for months about not getting around to assembling them.
Using my patented trading system you can be like me. I turned $300 into $50 and so can you!
I definitely need that one.
Can I take half of it 🥹
No. 😐
"You may win $10 million, but that kind of change is no more than skin deep. You would simply continue to act out the same conditioned patterns in more luxurious surroundings." -Eckhart Tolle
People who have a billion dollars have a piece loose in their head, this checks out