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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

OP is wearing rose colored glasses, yes 10 was better but 10 was a turd in a blanket but you could do workarounds to keep that turd covered, 11 just took the blanket away and exposed the turd .. . all the time.

Like Trump accelerating the transition to renewables and e vehicles across the world with his bumbling incompetence, MS is hastening the transition to Linux from theres, i was there from MS DOS days until early 10.

They really just need to use the Linux Kernel and do their own "Windows" skin on top, like Tuxedo etal

i gave up and have been on Linux Mint then LMDE for 4 years now, fucking hell, all i want to do is click the icon on the toolbar and use the app i selected. My gf uses 11 on her laptop.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

The only thing i wish is that i could alias win-style drive letters (complete with colon)

Muscle memory is a biiiitch

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

I think it's an inevitability that Microsoft contributes to Wine and switches to maintaining a Debian distro. They know they don't have enough skilled developers to continue improving windows.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Windows 3.11 or bust.

You can pry my Workgroups from my cold, dead, hands.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Use Windows 11 at work. Was using 10 at home. Seeing what my future looked like if I went to 10, I installed CachyOS instead. After 4 months of CachyOS, I'm not going back to Windows even if you pay me.

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Windows 2000 was the absolute best windows hands down.

But now it's cachyos for me going forward. Never again will I install windows.

[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Amen. I've hated every windows OS after Windows 2000.

[–] one5low7@lemmy.org 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

XP was beast they had to give away free upgrades to get people off it

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

I've used it recently. The ui is still snappier on the original machine than w11 today on a new one.

I'd be interested knowing why it got so bad. Is it for lack of time or focus on optimization? Is there a reason lazy loading isn't used? Why is the tooling so convoluted, by choice or as a victim of ever growing complexity?

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Leave windows, embrace linux

[–] one5low7@lemmy.org 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

not everyone know how to sudo su -

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 1 day ago

I dont miss windows at all.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lame. Should have gone back to Windows 7.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Broke: Installing Linux

Woke: Installing an older version of Windows

Bespoke: Installing the Apple II OS

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 1 points 19 hours ago

If you like BeOS, try Haiku! https://www.haiku-os.org/

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Windows 10 was never good, it just looks good compared to the radioactive slag heap that is Windows 11.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 day ago

tbh the only problem with Windows 10 for me was the telemetry/Forced Edge,which could've been disabled via scripts,as well as lower responsiveness(maybe placebo effect?). but Windows 11, literally some parts of the Operating System use Chromium. Please keep Chromium/Electron/CEF On Desktop apps, i hope other oses wont try to copy this.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 168 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Going back to Windows 10 feels like removing ankle weights you forgot you were wearing.

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Windows 10 was fine until they started trying to patch all the ways to avoid using a Microsoft account. Windows 11 is horrendously worse.

My work laptop, a Surface Laptop 7th gen, runs Windows 11. Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

[–] outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt.

to be fair, Acrobat itself is a very heavy heap of dung. There's no reason for anyone to use it if all they do with a .pdf is reading.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

god i hate the constant "LOG INTO AN ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW" with passion. i once had to log into a coworkers teams account and apparently windows decided that's good enough and automatically & without asking linked my entire local windows account with her work microsoft account

one log in took hours to undo

learnt my lesson - never log into microsoft through any of their apps, only ever use web based alternatives (and never on your main browser either, as sometimes logging out is just as painful as logging in)

[–] Jako302@feddit.org 2 points 16 hours ago

Android does pretty much the same thing with Google accounts.

"Oh you logged into YouTube music? Here, we added that account to your phone. You can now view alp Emails, access payment options and view the entire browser history without additional confirmation."

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago

Ah don’t worry, leave it running for an hour and they’ll inject copilot and all the crap you’ve come to loathe.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Of course opening the context menu takes its time. It's gotta load a whole Electron framework first.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Windows 7 was the peak.

This is not 'things were better when you were fifteen.' I started on Apple fucking II. I remember Windows 95 being new and fancy, and even that 90 MHz 16 MB ass DOS extension of an operating system had better UI and better UX than Windows 10 or 11. 98 was an improvement, NT was a tradeoff, ME was a mistake, XP was a lurching step forward, service packs can burn in hell, Vista doubly so. Windows 7 was the last time the good-bad-good-bad cycle actually worked out. 8 was bad, trying to be a touchscreen OS, and then 8.1 was a band-aid instead of a real fix, and everything since WIndows 10 has been a deliberate disaster. 'We're gonna screenshot your desktop every few seconds because--' Die.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

This is not ‘things were better when you were fifteen.’

It absolutely is rose-colored glasses, whether you realize it or not. This entire thread is.

I think people were just relieved to have a viable upgrade path from XP that wasn't Vista.

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[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Penguin noises intensifies

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Win10 is when telemetry was implemented for the first time. You'd better be off with win8.1 with some custom start menu adjustments or straight back to a heaven of Win7.

Or, inhales deeply, just install Linux and do not bother with MS crap cause Linux just works and there is some sort of a distro for pretty much anyone's taste and preferences that will serve them as good or even better than win10/11/8.1/7.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The telemetry all got backported as far as seven and made a mandatory dependency of some security updates, so within a few weeks of 10's launch, you either had telemetry or a machine that wasn't safe to connect to the Internet.

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[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 91 points 1 day ago (8 children)

This is a frustration of mine with software. We make all these gains with hardware just to occupy the new capacity with cruft. I just want the same interface from Y2K that runs so fucking fast my eyes can’t keep up with my fingers.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I just want the same interface from Y2K that runs so fucking fast my eyes can’t keep up with my fingers.

This is literally what Linux is always like and it never slows down even after decades. It boots and shuts down in about 3 seconds each. Join us; I spent a lot of time typing a foolproof guide recently. Let me see it actually get used lol!

I just played a game on Steam earlier tonight with friends; it launched WINE under the hood so invisibly that I couldn't believe I wasn't playing it on Windows. Nearly everything is cross-compatible these years.

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8.1 ftw, 8 was awful and so 8.1 names got dragged through the mud but it launches stuff and loads stuff faster, plus it has better battery life. There's a video out there that shows most the wondos OSs doing stuff side by side and it consistently sweepes them.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm in awe of how Microsoft somehow manages to make an OS somehow more dogshit than the last one.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 21 points 1 day ago

Microsoft isn't the interesting one at this point. I'm more in awe of how the userbase just keeps taking that shit. That's a propaganda victory.

At some point Microsoft will publish an update that will shoot the user's dog and they will just share debloating scripts. Linux is free only if your time yadda yadda.

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[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 25 points 1 day ago

Internet was down at work today, I tried to use the start menu on a coworkers computer to search for an app.

Got a 'connection timed out' message instead, and had to scroll through the list like a rube.

[–] wilmo@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Switched to using Linux like 6 years ago. Wouldn't know how bad Windows 11 is but I can only imagine.

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