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US and Iran Agree to Alternating Weekly Schedule of War/Ceasefire (theneedling.com)
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After weeks of battling each other so hard it looked like they might destroy themselves just for the satisfaction of irreparably ruining the other, today the U.S. and Iran have reportedly agreed to an alternating weekly schedule of war/ceasefire.

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