Whats the ph
below 4.5 which inhibits virtually all known pathogens
how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body
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how long until Immortality Bro just crawls up in there to pickle himself and become reborn as the first living Bog Body
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
She's not strictly wrong. There are risks with all sex and they should be taken seriously.
But also what
Yeah more power to the message but if she and the vampire are monogamous I don't think she needs to submit her gooch to regular testing to see if her microbiome has developed the immortality potion
Dental damnation
About a month ago she posted:
why has Christianity been alive for 2,000 years without a CEO... while most startups die in 18 months?
this question led to this article 👇
https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2039851509136154805#m
And here's a reply from @MrBitcoinUSA under the retweeted article link:
I stumbled onto this article randomly & unintentionally. After reading it in full, I feel I was supposed to read it & my consciousness led me here. I was riveted by this. Personally I “feel” agree everything presented in this article is true.
What baffles me is that almost (1/2)
Half a million people have read this article so far and less than 100 have liked it. Are people really that disconnected & unaware of the relevance, importance, significance of this?! Apparently so…
Personally I am incredibly eager to read your next article, 2 of 2. Phenomenal!
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
i can't seem to navigate to see the actual article before running into the twitter login wall. any chance someone could recreate it here?
i want to read about how christianity made it this far without a CEO.
im assuming it was because the COO was smart enough to engage in a stock buy back program with the savings from the redundancies found by McKinsey & Company.
This is the kind of response I would expect from someone who just had the worst oral sex of their life.
The immortal techbro with the bloodboy son made a post on X Dot Com The Everything Site about how good he is at eating pussy. This is the eatee's response.
If that still doesn't make sense, honestly, you're better off not knowing. Return to your mind palace and purge this memory.
Unfortunately I'm burdened with enough knowledge to parse this cursed scribbled note and now my mind screams in the agony of recognition.
I hate the fucking internet.
Siri play Africa by toto
we're gonna need a bigger wut emoji
brb going to tell my wife i plan to treat oral sex very seriously wml
i'm vagina
🫡
Bryan "I can only reach the top 1% of the vagina" Johnson
Kate Toto
I think that says Kate Tolo in the original twat. excuse me, tweet.
what is the slop here
Clearly you've only had the bottom 1% of vagina
this implies that the only way to get to the top 1% is to have an std
Toto, I don't think we're in Kan's ass anymore
They should start a yogurt brand or something
Thanks for unlocking the memory of the yogurt made with vaginal yeast and period blood popsicles.