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[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Related, I was using Copilot Raptor Mini (the free model for vscode) and it would not fucking stop saying "there's no magic going on" or "there's nothing magical happening" without any ryhme or reason when it was a clear question/task.

I tried adding custom instructions to not bring up magical thinking and it made it worse lmao, so I just dealt with it until a couple weeks later it all of a sudden stopped.

I'm sure their system instructions now has something like this in it lmao.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Now that sounds like something you should trust with your medical diagnoses!

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes I'm sure medical professionals use fucking free LLMs for diagnosis.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

... Are you okay?

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He reminds me of the babe!

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Jared rocks.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

David Bowie, the Goblin King of the castle at the center of the Labyrinth, stealer of children, and awakener of queers.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago