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OpenAI Really Wants Codex to Shut Up About Goblins (www.wired.com)
submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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I say: more goblins!

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jared is disappoint.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Jared rocks.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Who the FUCJ is this

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

David Bowie, the Goblin King of the castle at the center of the Labyrinth, stealer of children, and awakener of queers.