this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
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[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That explains the shits that I didn't do

[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys we spoke about this at the last meet, follow the map so we don't overlap!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I know the overlap map, but I have to crap!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 2 months ago

and also me

Goverment drones

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A CIA employee carefully applies bird poop to your car while you're not watching. It's all part of the big coverup of the so-called "birds".

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But where does he get the bird poop?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Makes sense.

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just like cars make exhaust gas the biproduct from robotic birds is that gray white stuff you find on your car. It's not bird shit, its high tech solid state bird exhaust.

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's probably Poopin' Dan, he's been working on developing his portfolio

[–] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know this might be an already answered question, but what makes you think birds aren't real?

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Birds are spy drones sent by the government. That's why they are always on power lines, it's to recharge.