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if birds aren't real what's been pooping on my car (lemmy.uhhoh.com)
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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But where does he get the bird poop?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Nevermind that, I want to know how big the bill is.

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's made from the chemicals left over from chemtrail manufacturing.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Makes sense.