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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] qwestjest78@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think what bothers them mainly is you not being interested in what they are doing. Lots of people live for the clout and are LinkedIn maniacs.

[–] Crystalbound@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah im living for myself, not others. I dont have the bandwidth to care about what every person has going on

Im at least self aware it can be rude but I just want to be left alone man

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Like why not bother to bother people? We need to call you out and make shame of you, because you can not bother to bother people. /J

[–] webp@mander.xyz -1 points 2 weeks ago

reminds me of absolute cunt of a coworker