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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Wooden shoes. Not geta, the Dutch ones.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They got any of those paintings of the racoons with enormous balls?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

They got some paintings with raccoons with their balls out, but I got to be honest, these raccoon balls are pretty small. Certainly not "enormous". The guy I was talking to said he'd part with the set of 3 for 400 pounds of cotton, which is a steal IMO

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I asked for one and the shogun immediately shut down the island and banned all foreigners from the country

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

smart move tbf

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Fuck that guy

[–] Mooserider@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

See if they have any of those wooden shoes that get you out of the mud. But like, crazy long stilts. I want people wondering "hey, does this idiot plan to just walk over the bottom of the ocean to get to the mainland?" Then they're the right size. At least if they're size 42 european.

thank you! So nice that I don't have to go!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

yeah, sure, they got a pair, but the guy is pretty insistent on only accepting either silk or scientific instruments for it. You still want them?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

A friend of mine asking for something called Bonsai ? No idea wha he is talking about? But can you get some ?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

idk what that is but I showed a pic of it to the guy and he said he'd part with one for some deer pelts

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Get his ass, but he does that to your dog

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Get me some cool manga and retro video games

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they told me they're out of stock and won't have any more for a few centuries. They got some nice porcelian though

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

oh ok thanks anyways

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I get some 250GHz photons? I haven't had any for a long time

https://deshima.ewi.tudelft.nl/

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I couldn't find a merchant who knew what a photon was, they just looked at me funny

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Who did I find that 140DW E-C'

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Reminds me of a themepark map, where's the log flume? Those are my favourite.