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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it's the least you could do.

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wanna crash at my place sometime?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.

[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you want them to get up just tickle their anus

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

This could go the other way, depending on the tickling skills

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

With your tongue?

[–] wibble@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Blackmail material? Interesting style.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's where YOUR mind went. I'm not some kind of monster. I mostly just steal their underwear and take some of their pills.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's always the option of quietly letting yourself out and posting the key through the letterbox*

*may not be an option in non-letterbox-having regions

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

who up crashin they gaff

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Irish slang for apartment/house