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[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Honey I dropped my pants

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Inappropriate for sure, but impactful?

I mean, was he cheating on his wife or something? Is he known for episodes like this that weren't caught on camera?

If it's just a one-time thing... It's funny but really, who cares? I mean, this is really on-brand for a Republican to pull shit like this but there's definitely situations where I'd rather leave a public building wearing nothing but underwear rather than keep those pants on.

Example: If the toilet overflowed with sewer shit while I had them down. I'd leave the pants, socks, and shoes behind!

Especially if I was drunk off my ass!

(I don't actually drink... Just sayin 😁)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Just start fucking eating them. You only have to complete one for the rest to stop fucking around.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I was scrolling up, I see the hair and forehead and all is good so far. But right below the eye level, I start expecting the ending of the face part but it never came!

Some people will do anything for a scoop.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago

I rarely wear pants at work. Same with my partner.

Why are these fucking prudes making a big deal about this, but not about his polices?

Why can't we force people who support fascist polices resign?

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

As the mayor, he should issue a municipal fine to him self for the crime of "being awesome", and then the journalist can publish the story of him 'paying' for his infraction.

Just meme into it hard.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -2 points 1 week ago

So what? They are consenting adults, maybe dumb. What does it matters where they fuck?

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