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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.nz/post/36866766

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

Behold, the fruits of AI: pretext for biometric surveillance.

[–] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Voight-Kampff test, 17 years late

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's another ploy by Sam Altman to collect biometric data for mass surveillance.

The Match Group-owned platform is partnering with World, the identity verification project co-founded by OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, to introduce a system that uses iris scans to confirm a person is human.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

Tinder takes action against AI profiles, created by OpenAI, by making users scan eyes with identity verification created by OpenAI.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LoonyLenny 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Shit man at that point just talk to someone at a bar or a party instead

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about people without eyes?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can they tell what they're swiping on?

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)