These news stories never seem to bring results
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Man doing PR for prostate cancer now
Plot twist. He is the cancer.
Hopefully he will not get medical help next time.
His balls grows every time he authorizes attacks on Palestinians, so it's hard to tell how big it is, but it's bound to grow tumor of some sort eventually
Has anyone actually seen him in the last 3 weeks? Every video they post has some artifact pointing towards AI. Has there been video of him meeting with someone we can verify?
He was all over TV the other day, joining the crowds to attend the ridiculous Nakba day propaganda ceremony. I have no doubts he's been in just fine health lately, and if anything he's been playing up how unwell he is to get out of court dates over and over again for months. The other big reason for his recent disappearance from public view is the likelihood of his beach house getting another knock on the door from a Shahed, maybe luckier this time.
Poor tumour, being afflicted with a malignant Netanyahu.
That cancer is Hamas!
Cancer is ANTI SEMETIC NOW!
-The BBC!
You mean the BiBiC
-and all of USA mainstream media
ever notice how bad people have been dying at old age after a lavish life without any real consequences for their actions. how old are these fuckers anyway? 80 something?
it's cool that he could die but it's so empty, isn't it. there's like a sliver of weak justice squeezed in between someone like him dying and his successor continuing his legacy like nothing happened.
Israrl need to be stopped now. We don't want a younger Netenyahu in his place
Netanyahu is 76.
ripe old age to fucking die already
I sure hope that people that retire at 65 have more than 11 years of retirement though. Anyway, fuck Bibi, hope he chokes on his shit and dies.
we don't have retirement over here anymore lol
Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.
No. I am atheist.
Edit: I wouldn’t wish death on anyone. Period. But Netanyahu is probably the most prolific terrorist if anyone alive on our planet today.
I will not pray for him. Or wish him well. But I also won’t wish him harm.
How do you explain the Etsy witches kirking kirk? Checkmate /s
Witchcraft working doesn’t necessitate a deity, just that those fine practitioners have tapped into energy source we haven’t been able to scientifically detect, study, and harness yet.
zionism is a pro-state cancer lmao
Gottem
I wish good luck to the cancer
Which one?
Hmm, weird. I never thought I'd be rooting for the cancer, but here we are.
New research shows his particular form can be treated with a bulldozer.
Early stage is usually nothing, he’s old but prostate cancer usually takes like a decade to be serious. Shame it ain’t pancreatic.
There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.
Yeah. Prostate cancer is incredibly common and treatable.
When you're 80 the thing is the size of a tennis ball so it's easy to find.
Oh no, it's metastasized! I really hope they can remove Netanyahu from the Tumor. They didn't deserve that.
they got it wrong and removed the benign tumour unfortunately
Tumors have transcended pronouns actually.
A cancer in bones or guts are probably more desirable.