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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

The gay fiscal agenda.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 weeks ago

This is an elite shitpost.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I was gonna say, this seems like a LinkedIn post where you genuienly aren't sure if the person is serious or joking.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My son is gay.

Here are 10 ways how it doubled our stock value in just one quarter.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, you nailed it.

'3: You might be surprised how well orgies work as a business networking event'

'8: Being able to black mail the local closeted regulator is a secret weapon!'

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

And If similar build then you can save on clothing.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

linkedin if it was awesome

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

The gay privilege

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

But wait, hear me out, what about marrying two men?

[–] manxu@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

20% income difference? Wait until you hear about the cost savings of not having unplanned children!

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gay man in a long term relation with a gay man here, fuck your statistics, where is my money?

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gay men also divorce very rarely.

[–] sahin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wise decision

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Income is an old Scottish name