Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Albert Einstein was a real person ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I thought he was a theoretical physicist

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Generally.

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

well, that's relative

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Platinum tier joke.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." -- quote by Fantastic; the Head Technician of Helios One

[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

"Do you really think the moon doesn’t exist when you’re not looking at it?"