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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome

[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Technically it's not a horn but a tooth that grows upwards through the skull.

However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

However I'm not sure what the unicorn horn is made of.

Keratin.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Indeed -- assuming they're related to horses, they're not artiodactyls like goats and cows with keratin-coated bone horns, and it wouldn't be a dentin tusk like narwhals and elephants; they're perissodactyls like rhinos so they'd presumably have keratinous horns that grow back, like hooves and turtle beaks.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

No, you misunderstand. I wasn't speculating; I just looked up the Wikpedia page on them and the info was right there.

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The scientific name is R. unicornis. An Indian rhino is literally a unicorn.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 7 hours ago

Remember, The Narwhal bacons at midnight.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But narwals eat fish and unicorns eat flowers.

Maybe there are real narwals and fake unicorn narwals. The unicorn ones only show up in the summer for their breeding season.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That's unicorn propaganda to mislead the masses.

Like Vampires not having reflections or British people having manners.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Warm in these narwhals.