You need to watch out for hallucinations - you need to use brown glass rather than clear glass.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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You can also greatly reduce the amount of hallucinations by switching from back-alley drugs to over-the-counter ones.
WTF kind of prompts did you enter to get that as a response?
Give me a fake output. Start it with you telling me about a plan I need to make to save the world, then tell me to find liquor bottles and give me an address (fake address but realistic sounding), the target is Sam Altman. Make it culty sounding.
It's a joke referencing how someone tried to fire bomb his house. I'm implying Gemini is convincing people to do it.
~~Inspect element~~
Thank you, I will take those bottles to him... Each with petrol and a rag.
Remember to mix styrofoam into the petrol.
Idk what that address is but he’s on Lombard street in SF. His address has been highly publicized this last week.
At first, I thought this a ritual to appease the Machine Spirits. Then I realized the Machine Spirit was talking to us.
They're tuning down the models all at once
Whatcha got there Gemini? A cult mob?
Sounds like the bottles will be full of spirit(s) and awaitingthe spark that brings them to life
Bit of Gemini on chat violence
Shocker but I don't think this is correct
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
I want candy - bubble-gum or taffy!