Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.
It's such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it's got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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I wouldn't call 600BC prehistoric.
Depends on who your authority is
Well obviously there’s a biological and psychological component, which would transcend cultures. Probably goes back to times in our evolution before we were even considered human.
Listen, not every author is good with hiding their kinks.
Kind of like that part in Genesis where Abraham his wife and presumably God all show that they have a cuckolding fetish while they engage in multiple cuckolding/blackmail games?
Quentin Tarantino making characters that say the N word over and over or are involved in erotic foot fetish scenarios and then casting himself to play those characters.
N=Niger?
"Nigger". Americans refuse to use more standard terminology like "negroid race" or "negros" and prefer just call them just "blacks". Some local racist shit, understandable only to American racists.
JFC none of those are ok to call black human beings wtf
Tarintino shows the US as it is/was. N-word is a part of that history
And it's just a weird coincidence that it was the character he wrote for himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CX00i4uZE
probably just a pragmatic way to save time/$, need a pasty white guy to say N-word...Tarintino about as pasty white as it gets
every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.
It's funny seeing them looking it up
Especially good when you explain that Oholibah is Jerusalem and it's a metaphor for how the Israelites whored themselves out against G-d and continually disregard the Lord's commands. Ezekial is saying, in the most baller ass way, "Israel, y'all a bunch of ho bags, and the Lord has/will let y'all get decimated by the Babylonians and Chaldeans. So, stop being bad" It's a really interesting prophetical book to read.
prophetical
Right.
Those prophetical books tend to have been rewritten to make them prophetical in retrospect, so it does have that element.
I believe it was King Josiah, ~600BCE, who compiled the books and had them lightly edited into a History of the Kingdom kinda deal. The whole theme of the Kingdom of Judea being the Rightful Leader Of The Tribes really gives it away. There's a lot of convenient propaganda.
The books that were "rewritten" were the kings of Israel were ranked according to adherence to Deuteronomy Law. The prophetical books remained untouched, I believe. At a quick glance at my books, I don't see anything about rewriting prophecy. Would you mind sharing your knowledge?
correct, that is how you refer to these books in religious studies
In this metaphor, what does the donkey dick and horse cum represent?
For whatever reason I took "emissions like a horse" as someone who farts like a horse. I have to say horse cum makes way more sense.
There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.
I…. Don’t believe you. Lmao. Either that or sky daddy’s book is way more wild than I’ve ever considered
You really need to read the Song of Soloman. It's basically a dirty love poem.
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."
"This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."
" I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."
Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep with his brother's wife, he would spill his seed on the ground so that he would not produce offspring for his brother.
Dick
yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?
Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn't just pick a single animal here for reference?
Not if you're a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.
Zoo keeper! Zoo keeper!
Those two monkeys are killing each other.
(whispers) They're having sex.
Oh.
And also, what women thinks, "the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!"
Bu-katholics?
How does this witch know about running water from the future that hasn’t been invented yet?
Romans had aqueducts at the time this was written
Streams and rivers?
god, same
Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense
A girl can't have hobbies
" ... and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
Relatable
