Hmmm OK, can we work on the human penis!??? Make it girthy and longer. It must also squirt half a cup and no less. That will reduce the number of trucks on the road.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not sure. I think mice with girthy human penises would look weird

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

People would have a big incentive to catch them.

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think it would be much more useful to just make guys happy with the one they have and to be supportive of others rather than competitive.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

so wait, people should be happy with the penis they have, but if they want a vagina they should get one? why shouldn't we just strive to give everyone a body they're happy with regardless of circumstances?

There are people who want a smaller penis too.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 0 points 6 days ago

Sure, why not? However the culture of machism would likely remain

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You jest, but I guarantee, the world would be better if all dudes could have bigger dicks.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I mean I would like it to be bigger. No reason, just desire for that please. Yes, I'll wait.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meh. I've wanted to be bigger. But when I went to the Marines, one thing I learned...it could always be worse....and it could always be better. Just be happy with what you got.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks man!

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

That's a ballsy statement.