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Chris Christe can block the bridge better than snore lax
maybe if we dropped him from high enough
I thought we were trying to avoid the use of WMDs
yeah that crosses the line into Crimes Against Humanity.. dropping Chris Christie from a great height..
I think it's about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Lee_lane_closure_scandal And I learnt today that Chris Christie had yet another scandal!
That was actually the big scandal.
why would this meeting ever take place?
Chris Christie is running for president. His polling is abysmal, but who knows what happens if Trump's support collapses.
Zelensky doesn't want to appear partisan and risk alienating the republican party in the middle of a war, given Ukraine relies on continued US support, so he'll happily shake the hand of anyone and everyone if that helps.
Isn't it illegal for him to be "negotiating" with foreign leaders?
He's a private citizen at this point, he can go meet politicians in other countries if he wants.
The US definitely isn't sending their best.
Or their brightest
Or even our non-shit.
FFS, three kids in a trenchcoat would be better than Christie.
Big Z lol.
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