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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The Art Of Watching Your Opponent Defeat Himself

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, that is one of Sun Tzu's tenants. 'If your enemy is making a mistake, just let them do it

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How is this oniony? I'm not grasping the joke.

[–] Zer0_7092@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The way this is written implies it's China's fault that the U.S is acting aggressively, as if they simply can't control themselves or be expected to

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago

"Iran shouldn't have been dressing that way."

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago

Paywalled, anyone got an archive link?