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I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO SHARE ANYTHING OF MINE., THAT I HAVE PUT ON THEIR SITE, . PICTURES, CURRENT OR PAST POSTS, PHONE NUMBERS OR EMAILS.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE USED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION OR VERBAL CONSENT.

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My posts are all satirical except for this one, and personally typed by me, the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Did you really think I would have been studying the Qur'an and not known about the effectiveness of a body double?

All my posts are serious

and I am a threat to society.

My legal name is Dr. Richard Billiam Pennis. Any illegal statements made by this account are copyrighted by me and cannot be reproduced in court without licensing and royalty fees.

imagine if they were browsing and they're like "ah shit, we gotta scratch another one off our list, they said the magic words"

I am constantly launching nuclear rockets towards Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

Every post I've ever made even back in high school have launched a minimum 4-megaton yield nuclear ICBM towards whoever happens to be cleaning the White House and now it's their mess to clean up.

I have never supported violence. I have always supported the right to life for all peoples and cultures.

You don’t support state-sanctioned violence against the enemies of the United States? Gonna need to investigate you for that.

Every last thing I've ever said on this website is my true and real opinion and not a joke or satire. I meant it to the core of my being.

I concur. Every single post I have made online, save for this comment is part of an elaborate trolling scheme.

big same, bestie

You’re welcome for my attention to this matter.

I do not condone nor support any opinions made by anyone ever.

I stand by that time I reposted the Nick Adams Alpha Male Challenge, because I'm not a coward.

I concur, me too fed