Local gourmand shows american tourist his favourite Havana lunch spots, c. 2026
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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Damn that is perfect.
CNN started doing attack pieces against Hasan because it got bought by Zionists.
That is CEO Rachel Jake.
Did you photoshop that to make his head smaller?
he's the anti-kirk
need these proportions explained
Havana good time in five star hotel cuba
It is literally illegal for Americans to stay in "government affiliated" hotels which doesn't exactly leave much choice when 600 individuals arrive at the same time.
It is literally a bad look for him to stay in bougie hotels in Cuba.
Excuse it however you feel you need to. Hassan staying in exclusive hotels in Cuba is bad optics.
Yeah except all the five star hotels in Cuba are on the banned list. There’s a reason the multimillionaire isn’t telling you what hotel he stayed at.
Yeah except what you shit out here is literally just wrong and all it takes to confirm that is a fucking google search. https://cayostravel.com/travel/cuba/our-favorite-boutique-hotels-in-havana-cuba/
Warning gusano shit site.
The regular hotels are off limits for USians. The super expensive private hotels, which were also exempt from the oil embargo, are the ones that are legal.
Impressive, you googled a listicle. In which is it never stated that any of these hotels are kept powered 24/7 with wifi available, now that the embargo is in place. Or that any of them are the five star resorts Hasan said he was forced to stay at. I wonder why he isn't naming the hotel?
Why is the celebrity not life tracking his whereabouts, huh? I wonder why?
...... He's not there anymore. He wants to clear this up now, he can. Without compromising whatever expectation of privacy he has as a fucking rich celebrity.
If he doesn't, maybe he just didn't stay at a gusano hotel and doesn't want to literally incriminate himself? Like, i get the guy is a rich himbo, but he's not machiavelli
I don't disagree with that. He's probably both trying not to incriminate himself and he wanted constant wifi and electricity while there. Thing is without more information it's impossible to know for sure.
okay I won't deny it Hasan looks hot as fuck, he looks like a stereotypical hot character you see from manhwa, he got wide as fuck shoulders, he looks like the letter T, sweet wowweee
Awooga! hummanna hummanne yowee!!!! side whistle😍😳🥵😭💦
The Story Is
What kind of chiron is that. Is it the name of the show/segment?
Thesaurius
spoiler
Idgi :(
Oh is it just cos the story is sounda like thesaurius?
yea u got it lol
KuroXppi #1 Joke Getter
I suppose now is as good a time as any to let you know we all read it as "kurox peepee"
Noooooooo
It's kuropp(hold the p like it's building up pressure)ee the x is silent
Kurou 
Pippi
I'm really not doin all that.
It's like holding the P in poo[p p]enguin (rather than than releasing the P after pooP and starting a new one on Penguin
I would never hold the P I don't have that kind of willpower.
Sounds bad for your kidneys, tbh
The Story Is with Elex Michaelson is apparently the show name
that has got to be the most cursed name ive ever seen. and he looks older too
Milex Eichaelmann
That picture is perfect renaissance
I don't get it? Whar's the beef?
The more people talk about Cuba sensibly in the mainstream the better it is!