Set course for COFFEE.
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I want a two-part episode of Picard and Janeway with them co-captaining with a brand new crew and a mixture of series senior officers.
And at some point Picard tries to promote Kim, only for janeway to panic and try to stop Two Pip Kim from happening.
Did you know Janeway put a chip (that Tuvok developed) in Harry's Clarinet so every time Harry played the clarinet it would insert thoughts of insecurity into his mind so that he would stay an innocent ensign forever?
ALWAYS check your clarinet for bugs
It's not the Argo but it will have to do.