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[–] Janx@piefed.social 112 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Becca also watched this cat arrange their paws for five minutes. Who actually wasted their time? No one, that's who.

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

even twitter has a soul

i'll get my coat

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It is funny how much cats enjoy different surfaces, leave out a notebook? Come out and a cat is sitting/laying on it, box left out? There's a cat in there now.

Piece of paper? You guessed it, cat butt plopped right down.

[–] AzuranAurora@piefed.ca 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My cat builds himself entire nests out of loose paper he finds laying around. We've come home to find him nestled on the middle of the couch on top of sheets of paper, looking very proud of himself.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Haha, semi-similar there was wrapping paper on the floor, he had clearly chewed it up/ripped it up and similarly made a nest of sorts on the pile. Cats are silly.

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Same with mine. I started tossing that thin brown packing paper from deliveries into a corner behind an armchair. It's like his own little paper jungle and he loves it. Just have to remember to fluff it occasionally and pull out the old stuff.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And yet. Aluminum foil is a very anti cat material

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

We covered the beds with it while we're on vacation. Going to find out today how well it worked.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

My cats do not gaf, though I have heard that mentioned before as a way to try and train them to not get on certain surfaces.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

The days before vacation our cats were in or on luggage at all times. My cat (we all get one...so far) is akways on someone's article of clothing. If there's no hoodie or jacket laying around he'll use a pile of laundry right next to a perfectly good cat bed.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

If not for sitting then why is square??

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Feels different. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Paper is temporary. Ground is forever.

[–] Slothback@thelemmy.club 15 points 4 months ago

Proper pawstage

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Floor is lava

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Defined spaces feel safer.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Same reason you avoided stepping on joints between pavement stones when you were a kid

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Protecting its mother's spine?

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is it the sound? My cat's absolute favorite toy was a felt ball with crinkly, noisy plastic in it. But she also loved sitting on card stock laid on soft surfaces.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All my cats have liked crinkly things. Maybe because it instinctively reminds them of the rustling of prey in grass?

[–] pageflight@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Babies go nuts for crinkles for a few months of development. I wonder if it's related.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Possibly, although it wouldn't be because of the prey thing! More like it provides stimulating sensory feedback.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Whatever you do, do it right

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 months ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

This is art

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

"Why you ask ? Do you not realize how dirty this chair is ? I rub my butthole all over it all the time !" -cat

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

I'm glad nobody is watching me all the time and making fun of the things I do and posting it to the internet. I don't know how many countless times I've done something even more worthless than trying to put my feet on a piece of paper.

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

“Didn’t get second breakfast OR second dinner in AGES!! Mailing myself away”

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why, says the human.

... who was playing Twister, the other day.

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

For some reason our cat absolutely loves dragging/pulling a piece of paper on the floor. Leaves a tiny piece out and he’s moonwalking around the room with it.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The ritual is conplete

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It is not your place to ask. It is your place to admire.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago
[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You don't ask why with cats.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The Contract must be abided.