The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

sad. poor things.

"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."

[–] krispyavuz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Caff'd up Sharks on Coke. It ain't (well yes it really is) no joke.

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 points 3 weeks ago

These sharks know how to have a good time!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Hell yeah brother